The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
well this is an awkward sequence of assumptions
other people during winter:
its tuesday and supernatural isnt on
This is basically what it’s like when we’re on hiatus.
Do you ever spend hours scrolling down and liking posts then realise how you’ve just wasted part of your life because to do anything constructive with those liked posts you’re gonna have to go over them all at least once more?
Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.
For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright
Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.
And yes, she is always this cute.
Samantha Wright is an adorable combination of the Hulk and Tinkerbell.
The only post I routinely reblog
whoop reblogging again because reasons. To me you are perfect.
How the hell does Bag-End work, anyway? Pt. 1
77 MILLION PEOPLE WATCHED DOCTOR WHO TODAY
THAT’S TWICE THE POPULATION OF CANADA
AND THEN SOME
is Canada a normal measurement for this sort of thing
lotr tropes: frodo baggins
Me: after spending 7 hours finishing an assignment incorrectly